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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Enough about Amazon prime let’s talk about what really matters
When you drop a Tostito on the floor it becomes a special treat for dogs called a FLOORTILLA CHIP
“it’s not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience” I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes
“but doesn’t this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation” I do not care about the author
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
me and a wheat farmer with a leaking silo have a lot in common this morning
if you asked either of us what is bothering us we would shout “migraine!”
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being “yeah, whatever, poser.”
If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.
If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
LOVE WINS TODAY!!!!!!!!!
LOVE WINSSSS
through the power of hobbies, you can experience both “working hard” and “hardly working” at the same time
you can also achieve this by being kind of incompetent at your job. but that’s not as fun.
